Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that I need to build a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
Nope. I’m telling you that CSCUSA partner Phunkshun Wear and the High Fives Foundation, which provides support and resources to athletes who have suffered life-altering injuries, have done all the hard work already. You just gotta show up wearing your Calvin’s* and looking like you went to high school with Marty McFly.
So if your calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, we’re gonna see some serious [BLEEP]?
First of all, we’re going to overlook your salty language because it is very exciting, and second of all, we do. not. endorse. driving 88 miles per hour.
That said, the event is hosted by Winter Park, which is known for a wide range of terrain that’s suitable for all skill levels, so there’s something for everyone at the Shred-A-Thon.
All you have to do is sign up and participate! Prizes will be awarded for most laps, most money raised, raddest costume, and more. While you’re rippin’ it up on the slopes, you’ll be helping to make a real difference in the lives of people who have faced significant challenges. All funds raised go directly to High Fives, and every turn counts! It’s gonna be, like, totally tubular.
I’m no couch potato. Count me in. When and where?
See you at the Retro Shred-A-Thon on Saturday, April 15, at Winter Park Resort.
*Be there or be square, but please put some winter gear on over your Calvin’s!